iHumans are often criticised for taking nine months to be manufactured, high-maintenance (iHumans are noteworthy for having to be groomed, fed and bathed, or else they will begin to release an intolerable scent) and not being powerful enough to meet the demands of the average phone. One of the less desirable features of the iHuman is that they have a lifespan of a mere 80-years. Fortunately, however, once the iHuman has outlived its utility, a consumer can sell it for parts on eBay, as long as the case is preserved in an ice box.
The shape of electrical socket differ from continent to continent based on the nasal shape of each continent’s livestock. Originally, electricity was harnessed from the chemical energy within the brains of animals. Contemporary electrical sockets are powered bio-chemically, which explains why most electricians have degrees in neuroscience.